“See? It knows.”

“No! Trust the process.”

(screaming, flailing) “A WORM IS MY NEW HAT! NEW HAT!”

(Camera opens on JESS, 20s, holding a fishing rod in one hand and her phone in the other. She’s standing on a small wooden dock. Her friend, LEO, is already in a tiny rowboat, trying to untangle a life jacket from a seagull.)

“You have arrived at your destination. Your destination is on the left.”