(Quietly) That’s the first time I’ve laughed all week.
Dorm room at Shiz University. A trunk, a mirror, a small stool.
You will today. Because I’m about to teach you the most important lesson at Shiz.
What’s this?
Exactly! So you own the staring. Wave. Smile. Say something ridiculous like “I love your aura.”
(Stands, waves stiffly like a robot)
