“You gonna tell them?” Tori: “Look at her. When has she ever been this happy?” André: “When she thought she got into Juilliard. Turned out it was a Julliards frozen yogurt coupon.”

Tori watches from the stairs, conflicted. André walks up.

“Sometimes the best gift you can give is letting someone else take the bow.”

Cut to Jade in the shadows, smirking. “That’s weakness. I would’ve burned the courtyard down.” (She lights a small napkin on fire, then panics and stomps it out.) Musical Number (New Original Song for the Episode) Title: “The Birthweek Song (Full Version)” Style: Piano ballad → full rock anthem (à la “Dark Horse” transition)