-disgruntler- | Venus-s Club -v9.5.0.1-

Except... wait. Look closer. The "Exclusive Venusian Silk" texture? It now has a watermark. The lighting engine? It now crashes if you try to render shadows from the east. And the sound design? That ambient "ocean wave" loop now has a faint 7-second clip of a 1998 modem dial-up noise buried in the bass track.

The Disgruntler Reading time: 4 minutes

I am keeping my subscription. Obviously. Where else am I going to get my poorly rendered Venusian silk? Venus-s Club -v9.5.0.1- -Disgruntler-

And nothing has changed.

This is not a bug. This is art house cruelty . Except

You know the drill. You see the notification: "Version 9.5.0.1 is ready. Critical stability improvements." You get excited. You clear 2GB of space on your device. You watch the progress bar crawl to 100%.

Let me start by saying this isn’t a review. Reviews imply a balance of pros and cons. No, gentle reader, this is an exposé . The "Exclusive Venusian Silk" texture

Congratulations, Venus-s Club. You have weaponized apathy.