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By noon tomorrow, every major city’s water supply will be replaced with Hydro-Thrust. Within an hour, everyone will be obedient. Within a day, they’ll vote for whoever I tell them to. Within a week—world peace. My peace.

A guard turns.

Frank, the cartel is meeting in thirty seconds. Do not engage. Just ID the leader. And for God’s sake, don’t touch anything. The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...

Frank stands, seaweed draped over his head like a wig. He spits out a fish. By noon tomorrow, every major city’s water supply

Here’s a draft story outline and opening scene in the spirit of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! The Naked Gun: License to Slip Within a week—world peace

One barrel tips. Rolls. Knocks over a forklift. The forklift honks, spins, and smashes into a shipping container, which falls open to reveal…

(into watch) Ed? You there? I’m in position. Smells like fish. And crime. Mostly fish.