The Golden Girls - Season 4 May 2026

(entering, pouring coffee): Rose, what in the name of Proust’s madeleine are you doing?

Fast Eddie. You’re under arrest.

The girls are in their nightgowns. The fake necklace is on the table. BLANCHE looks at it sadly. The Golden Girls - Season 4

(into the mic, echoing): THIS MAN IS A PHONY! He’s not an appraiser! He’s “Fast Eddie” Fenchurch, a con artist from Fort Lauderdale! I recognized his face from a 1973 episode of To Catch a Predator: Antiques Roadshow Edition ! (entering, pouring coffee): Rose, what in the name

Girls, I have a situation. A romantic, tragic, deeply Southern situation. The girls are in their nightgowns

I’ll drink to that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to call the Rusty Anchor and tell that handsome bass player that I am no longer a fugitive. And that I am, once again, open for business.

Well, I’m wearing it to the Rusty Anchor’s “Silver Swans” singles mixer tonight. And you’re all coming as my… entourage.