Jiggle In The Jungle: Tarzeena-

And in the center of it all, Tarzeena stood. Her hands were on her hips. Her chest was heaving. The jiggle slowly subsided, a dying earthquake.

Jen Plimpton, stripped down to her improvised silk halter and a pair of shorts now cut to a scandalous brevity, stepped out of the treeline and onto the Dancing Floor. The grass was wet and springy. The sun was a hammer. Fifty yards away, Finch’s camp sprawled: canvas tents, a smoking generator, and a cage on wheels containing a terrified, half-starved leopard—the Mngwa, she realized with a start. Tarzeena- Jiggle in the Jungle

For three days, Jen Plimpton did what she did best: she observed, catalogued, and adapted. She found a stream of clear, cold water. She identified edible, if bitter, tubers her graduate students had once nicknamed “the devil’s testicle.” She built a rough lean-to against a mossy rock face, using the principles of a textbook she’d written on West African nest-building chimpanzees. And in the center of it all, Tarzeena stood

“You need a distraction,” she told the scarred leader, whose name she learned was Omari. The jiggle slowly subsided, a dying earthquake

By the time she was twenty yards from the camp, every single poacher—eight men, including a flabbergasted Augustus Finch emerging from his tent with a toothbrush in his mouth—was utterly, helplessly transfixed. They had seen bullets. They had seen death. They had never seen Tarzeena.

Augustus Finch and his remaining men were bound with their own zip-ties and left for the authorities—a rescue helicopter, finally summoned with the satellite phone’s last gasp of power, arrived three hours later. The leopard, the false Mngwa, was found the next day, tranquilized by a conservation team and airlifted to a sanctuary.

Tarzeena. Tarzeena. She who shakes the earth.