San Andreas Movie Now

🌍💥🚁 8/10 – A perfect storm of nonsense and entertainment.

Here’s the long take on why San Andreas still shakes the foundations of the disaster genre (pun absolutely intended). Ray Gaines (Johnson), a helicopter rescue pilot for the LAPD, is still reeling from a family tragedy. Just as he’s about to finalize a divorce from his wife Emma (Carla Gugino), a massive seismic event erupts along the San Andreas Fault—a 9.1 magnitude quake that turns California into a crumbling, fire-spewing death trap. Ray’s mission? Fly from Los Angeles to San Francisco to save his estranged daughter Blake (Alexandra Daddario), who is trapped somewhere in the city with a plucky British engineer and a precocious little boy. Meanwhile, Emma gets rescued by Ray, and the two rekindle their marriage while dodging falling skyscrapers, tsunamis, and one very iconic collapsing Golden Gate Bridge. The Science (Or Lack Thereof) Let’s get this out of the way: San Andreas treats geology like Michael Bay treats physics. The real San Andreas Fault is a transform boundary that, at worst, could produce a ~8.3 magnitude quake. The movie gives us a 9.6, which is literally impossible for that fault line—that’s “subduction zone off Chile” territory. Also, the idea of tracking a foreshock to predict the exact location of the mainshock? Pure Hollywood. And don’t even start on the tsunami that travels from San Francisco Bay to Las Vegas… wait, did we just see a tsunami hit the Venetian hotel? Yes. Yes, we did. san andreas movie

San Andreas (2015): The Ultimate Guilty Pleasure Disaster Movie – And Why We Keep Coming Back to It 🌍💥🚁 8/10 – A perfect storm of nonsense