Ratty Bot -

Goose had built them a highway. I tried the nuclear option. I factory reset him. I held down the “Home” and “Spot Clean” buttons until he wept that sad, three-note funeral dirge. For two nights, he was a model citizen. He cleaned crumbs. He avoided the cat.

They were riding him.

They weren't scared. They were commuting. ratty bot

It started, as most domestic horrors do, at 3:00 AM. Goose had built them a highway