The ECUs lit up one by one like a Christmas tree. Engine, ABS, Airbag, BSI. He reprogrammed the immobilizer. Reinitialized the NOx sensor offset. Cleared the permanent fault.
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At 87% downloaded, the door to the garage creaked open. Two men in cheap suits. Not police. Worse: franchise compliance officers from Stellantis. The ECUs lit up one by one like a Christmas tree