Proud Father V0 13 0 Easter Westy May 2026
I opened one eye. There he was: my son, Theo, age four and three-quarters (the three-quarters being vital). His hair was a bird’s nest of sleep and chocolate anticipation. In his hand, a single orange Peep—already slightly squashed, its sugar shell beginning to melt.
By 8:15, we were outside. Theo in his wellies. Me in last night’s hoodie. We walked to the little park at the end of the street, the one with the wonky roundabout and the bench dedicated to someone’s gran. Theo had a small basket with three eggs left (the rest already eaten or lost in the couch cushions). proud father v0 13 0 easter westy
Outside, the light was fading into a cold, clear evening. Somewhere a blackbird sang—a late song, almost surprised at itself. I opened one eye
But here, in the dark, on the brink of Easter morning, I felt something new: not just love for my son, but pride in the person I was becoming because of him. That’s the quiet miracle of fatherhood. It’s not about shaping a child. It’s about being reshaped. Back to 6:47 AM. In his hand, a single orange Peep—already slightly
I smiled into my pillow. That bite—a single gnaw mark I’d carefully carved with a paring knife at 11:30 PM—was the finest special effect I’d ever produced. Better than any CGI. Better than any PowerPoint slide from my corporate life.
For the uninitiated: fatherhood doesn’t ship as a finished product. You don’t wake up on delivery day with a gold master. You get an alpha—crying, sleepless, terrifying. Then beta: the walking, the talking, the tantrums in the cereal aisle. Each holiday, each season, each tiny catastrophe and triumph increments the version number.