Piranha 3d Part 2 Guide

But what if I told you the original vision for Piranha 3D Part 2 was the greatest movie never made? Forget the sleepy lake of Lake Victoria. The sequel was supposed to move the action to a water park. Not just any water park— The Big Wet Water Park . The premise? The prehistoric, man-eating piranha, having survived the first film’s finale, swim downstream... directly into the intake valves of a brand new, massive water park built on the Colorado River.

Opening weekend. Spring break. Hundreds of teenagers in bikinis floating down a "lazy river." Now imagine that lazy river has teeth. This is where the legend gets juicy. Early scripts and rumors suggested the filmmakers were trying to top the first film’s Vinnie Chase cameo. The leading rumor? David Hasselhoff as the heroic lifeguard. But the real cherry? Gary Busey as a deranged, one-legged park mechanic who tries to warn everyone that "the filters ain't holdin'." piranha 3d part 2

Let’s be real. When Alexandre Aja’s Piranha 3D hit theaters in 2010, nobody expected high art. We expected blood, breasts, and buckets of CG chum. What we got was a modern cult classic—a film that understood the assignment so well it gave us a Jerry O’Connell helicopter dick joke and a cameo by Richard Dreyfuss humming the Jaws theme before getting eaten. But what if I told you the original