I blinked. I was now sitting on the floor with the bracket upside down, a screwdriver in my mouth, and the instruction page missing. Page 7 (the crucial "lower shelf alignment" page) was just... gone. Erased. Covered in what looked like old coffee.
I chose it for the sleek lines and the mid-century modern vibe. But when I flipped open the instruction manual, I realized I hadn’t bought a table. I had bought a foreign policy crisis in a box.
It stands. Barely.
If the peg doesn't go in, the manual suggests you launch a "secret bombing campaign" of your living room floor with a rubber mallet. Hit it until it denies everything. This is the most frustrating part of the build.
If the table stands firm? You have won the election. You pour a whiskey (or a ginger ale) and stare out the window at the Chesapeake Bay. After three hours, a lot of sweating, and one unconfirmed report of a stripped screw in the Southeast corner, the Nixon Coffee Table was built.
Nixon Coffee Table Assembly Instructions < HD 2026 >
I blinked. I was now sitting on the floor with the bracket upside down, a screwdriver in my mouth, and the instruction page missing. Page 7 (the crucial "lower shelf alignment" page) was just... gone. Erased. Covered in what looked like old coffee.
I chose it for the sleek lines and the mid-century modern vibe. But when I flipped open the instruction manual, I realized I hadn’t bought a table. I had bought a foreign policy crisis in a box.
It stands. Barely.
If the peg doesn't go in, the manual suggests you launch a "secret bombing campaign" of your living room floor with a rubber mallet. Hit it until it denies everything. This is the most frustrating part of the build.
If the table stands firm? You have won the election. You pour a whiskey (or a ginger ale) and stare out the window at the Chesapeake Bay. After three hours, a lot of sweating, and one unconfirmed report of a stripped screw in the Southeast corner, the Nixon Coffee Table was built.