-new- Weird Strict Dad Script -pastebin 2025- -... File

Dave leaves.

Dave pulls out a laminated 70-page binder labeled “HOUSE LAWS (2025 EDITION).”

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

SON Because you were staring at me for 20 minutes without speaking.

Son stares at camera (or audience).

DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger.

SON (15, hoodie, looking exhausted) sits on bed. Dave leaves

DAVE (40s, buzz cut, cargo shorts, clip-on sunglasses around neck) stands arms crossed.