Welcome back to , your home for honest, spoiler-free takes from a guy who just loves the flicker of the projector.
Lights down, volume up.
I close my eyes during the trailers.
Before you call me dramatic (pun intended), let me explain. We live in the age of the "four-quadrant blockbuster." Studios are terrified you won’t show up, so they put every single joke, every plot twist, and often the final shot of the movie into a 2-minute package. moviesbyrizzo