- Raylene 25 March 2011 - Mommy Got Boobs

Before kids, I had a “wardrobe.” After kids? I had a collection of spit-up rags and a pair of yoga pants that lost their elastic somewhere between the diaper aisle and the fourth tantrum of the morning.

Suddenly, the button-downs don’t button. The flowy tops make you look like a circus tent. And your pre-baby jeans? Honey, they are a distant memory. Mommy Got Boobs - RAYLENE 25 march 2011

Invest in a minimizer or a full-support balconette. If you are nursing, find a bra that lifts and unclips without requiring a PhD in engineering. When the girls are sitting pretty, everything else drapes better. We are moms. We fall asleep on the couch at 9:15 PM. We need clothes that look put together but feel like pajamas. Before kids, I had a “wardrobe