-- Tribal Cheerleaders Destroyed ... | Martha -- Stella
Rating: â½ (One and a half out of five stars)
If youâve ever watched a cheerleading competition and thought, âYou know what this needs? Ritualistic dismemberment and confusing twin mythology,â then Martha / Stella: Tribal Cheerleaders Destroyed is your cinematic spirit animal. For everyone else, this is 78 minutes of glorious, baffling, often boring carnage that plays like a fever dream written by a teenager who just discovered pagan forums. Martha -- Stella -- Tribal Cheerleaders Destroyed ...
The film follows Martha (a wooden Jenna Kline) and Stella (a slightly more emotive Lia Torres), twin sisters who are co-captains of the âSerpent Creek Vipers,â a high school cheer squad with a hidden past. During a team-building retreat on land leased from a local tribe, the girls accidentally perform a routine that mirrors an ancient âpurification dance.â The tribeâs exiled elder (a scenery-chewing character named âOld Crowâ) warns that the squad has âthree sunsets to undo the cheer, or the land will take its sacrifice.â Rating: â½ (One and a half out of
âSpirit fingers wonât save you from the old gods.â The film follows Martha (a wooden Jenna Kline)