The worst misfortune isn’t the pain. It’s the patch notes nama releases every Friday. They always end with the same line: “Adjusted Luna’s suffering to be more ‘relatable.’”
A talking cat named Mr. Snugs. In most games, he’d be my mentor. Here, he follows me around and loudly critiques my running form. “Your pigtails are asymmetrical today, Luna. The Dark Kingdom will devour you.” I can’t hit him. I’ve tried. Magical Girl Luna-s Misfortunes -v1.09- By nama...
My name is Luna, and I am the star of Magical Girl Luna’s Misfortunes – a game that the creator, nama, explicitly designed to humiliate me. Version 1.09 just dropped, and I felt the update shiver through my soul like a cold virus. The worst misfortune isn’t the pain
I’m not a Magical Girl.
They said being a Magical Girl was about hope. About sparkling wands and the power of friendship. “Your pigtails are asymmetrical today, Luna