Interview: Kim Kardashian Superstar

(Sips Diet Coke dramatically) . You know... people don't realize. It’s a lot of work. One time, I cried for 47 minutes because my SKIMS shapewear roll wasn't seamless. But then I looked in the mirror, and I thought... wow . Even the tear tracks are iconic.

(Laughs, a single, elegant "ha") . Nothing? Honey. Getting dressed for the Met Gala takes 300 hours. That’s not nothing. That’s exhausting art . Also, I passed the baby bar. What have my critics passed? Probably a judgmental note under a bathroom stall. kim kardashian superstar interview

Some critics say you’re famous for... nothing. (Sips Diet Coke dramatically)

(Stands up. Poses. Checks her phone.)

(Adjusts hair, doesn't blink) . Of course. I’m so honored. But can we please turn down the lights? My right contour is catching a shadow. It’s a lot of work

Final question. What is the meaning of life?

That's... actually kind of deep.