-integrale De Kaamelott -fr--dvdrip- -

Kadoc entered, chewing noisily. “What? That old thing? I found it near the latrines. It had a note: ‘-FR–DVDRIP-’. Probably means ‘For Rotten—Don’t Retrieve, It’s Pee-soaked.’”

Arthur pinched the bridge of his nose. “That’s not a language. And DVDRIP isn’t a magical artifact. It’s a format for—never mind. Where did you find it?” -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP-

Perceval’s eyes widened. “A shopping list? For what? Dragon eggs? Holy grails?” Kadoc entered, chewing noisily

Perceval gasped. “You defiled the sacred intégrale!” I found it near the latrines

And so ended the quest for the legendary -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP- —a treasure only Perceval would mourn, and only Kadoc would wipe his boots on.

“In Kadoc’s tent! He was using it as a cheese board.”

“Arthur! Great news! I found the Intégrale !” Arthur didn’t look up. “The intégrale of what, Perceval?” “Of the knight training manuals! The legendary DVDRIP! It’s a… a stone tablet that contains all the knowledge of the old kingdom. But it’s in a foreign language. I think it’s ‘FR’ for ‘Faraway Realms’.”