If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if The Secret History traded its Greek for iambic pentameter and its Vermont snow for Lake Michigan fog, If We Were Villains is your answer. M.L. Rio’s debut is a love letter to the stage, a murder mystery, and a devastating character study—all rolled into one gorgeously melancholic package.
A glass of red wine, a rainy evening, and a copy of The Complete Works of Shakespeare nearby for when you need to fact-check a quote and instead fall down a rabbit hole of grief and beauty. If We Were Villains
Rio excels at creating a suffocating, insular world. Dellecher feels like a gothic dream—isolated, rain-soaked, candlelit, and obsessed with beauty and ruin. You can smell the old wood, the stage paint, and the desperation. The dark academia aesthetic isn’t just decoration; it’s the engine of the tragedy. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if
Here’s a critical review of If We Were Villains by M.L. Rio, suitable for a blog, Goodreads, or literary publication. Verdict: 4.5/5 stars. For fans of dark academia, Shakespearean tragedy, and morally complex characters. A glass of red wine, a rainy evening,