Horror: B-movie

Take fourteen.

We laughed when the "spores" (Merv’s painted ping-pong balls) started vibrating. horror b-movie

We were shooting The Spore That Took Toledo , a masterpiece of low-budget schlock. Our director, Lenny "Five-Takes" Falzone, had found a deal on fifty gallons of corn syrup and red food coloring. Our monster was a rubber suit left over from a 1987 Toho rip-off. Our lead, Dirk Steele (real name: Kevin from accounting), delivered lines like he was returning a library book. Take fourteen

By noon, the craft services table was buried under a pulsating, mustard-yellow carpet of mycelium. The boom mic had turned into a fleshy vine that whispered "Toledo must fall" in a wet, gurgling voice. The script supervisor, Brenda, was last seen crawling into the Porta-Potty, which had grown a thick, leathery hide and started purring. Our director, Lenny "Five-Takes" Falzone, had found a