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And a pro tip: Register for a honeymoon fund. Modern guests want to buy you that couples massage or that hot air balloon ride. Let them. You have 2,000 Instagram followers. You have a ring light. You have a GoPro. Put them away.

The honeymoon isn't meant to last forever. It is meant to be a template.

The honeymoon is not a destination. It is a practice. It is the proof that no matter how chaotic the wedding was, or how stressful the mortgage gets, you two are capable of creating joy out of thin air. honeymoon full

Did you love eating dinner at 10 PM with no reservations? Do that at home on a Tuesday. Did you love hiking until you found a secret waterfall? Find the local nature preserve this weekend.

After all, it’s the first trip of the rest of your life. Make it count. And a pro tip: Register for a honeymoon fund

The most successful honeymooners share one habit: they leave their phones in the safe for at least four hours a day.

Then, it happens. The rice is thrown. The dress is dry-cleaned. The gifts are returned. You have 2,000 Instagram followers

For nine months, you’ve been deep in the weeds. You’ve debated the thread count of napkins, negotiated with a DJ over the volume of the Cha-Cha Slide, and fielded calls from a second cousin who is allergic to gluten, emotional vulnerability, and chicken.