Beta, what is this noise? I was meditating. (Sees Mohan with ruler) Oh, Vaastu check? Let me tell you – keep a cactus on the north-east side.
(Smiles) Saab, paani ko tape nahi pata, usko sirf rasta pata hai.
(Getting up slowly) I agree with the plumber. Mohan, you have Vyaadhi of perfection. Relax. Let the washer be loose. Let the frame be crooked. Life is a jugaad, not a CNC machine.
Dosto, seekho: Perfect husband woh nahi jo sahi kaam kare. Perfect husband woh hai jo galati maane aur plumber ko time pe bulaye. Dhanyawaad.
I’m thinking of giving him divorce papers.
(Measuring the gap between two frames) Arre! The photo of Mata Rani is 0.5 centimeters higher than Ganesh Ji’s photo. This is why we are having inflation in the country! Disorder!
MOHAN! My new story book! The one I borrowed from the library!