Funny Cartoonporn (2024)

“One man… one ticket machine that only takes exact change… and 12 tons of prehistoric road rage.”

(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.) funny cartoonporn

“You’re gonna need a bigger ticket stub.” “One man… one ticket machine that only takes

(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.) funny cartoonporn

JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear.

“I should’ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese .”

“Sir, this is a no-idling zone. Also? I’m going to eat your clipboard.”