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PROTAGONIST sits with a pristine new LOVE INTEREST. KNOTTY the dog is tied outside, visible through the window. Knotty systematically unties every other dog’s leash, creating a swirling mass of confused pets.

PROTAGONIST: (mortified) I’m so sorry. This always— Dog Sex Oh Knotty Added

Knotty wags tail. Fade to black. End of draft. PROTAGONIST sits with a pristine new LOVE INTEREST

They exit. The final shot is the three of them walking away, leashes hopelessly tangled, but the Love Interest’s hand is in the Protagonist’s. leashes hopelessly tangled

LOVE INTEREST: (standing) Don’t be. Let’s go untie that mess. Together.