I hope this letter finds you both still卓有成效 (zhúo yǒu chéng xiào — remarkably productive) and not completely lost in the space-time continuum.
Cousin Pjkl (yes, I’m still not sure how to pronounce that last part — is it silent? Like a wizard’s cough?), you remain the family’s greatest mystery and most reliable source of tinfoil hat advice. Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl
And party on, Pjkl.