7/10 (or 9/10 if you just want to see 47 punch a cop in a cornfield). What’s your favorite guilty pleasure level from Absolution ? Drop a comment below.
There are two types of Hitman fans. Those who see Agent 47 as a silent, invisible ghost—a creator of “accidents” in sandbox worlds. And those who just want to see him snap a priest’s neck with a toilet lid. countdown hitman absolution
For better or worse, Hitman: Absolution (2012) belongs to the latter camp. As we hit the anniversary of its release, I found myself doing a mental countdown of its most infamous moments. Is it a bad Hitman game? Sometimes. Is it a wildly entertaining action-stealth romp? Absolutely. 7/10 (or 9/10 if you just want to
Hitman: Absolution is the punk rock album of the series—messy, angry, and a little embarrassing to the band, but full of raw energy that the polished studio albums forgot. There are two types of Hitman fans
Let’s rewind the clock and see why Absolution is the black sheep that deserves a second look. The premise is personal. For the first time, 47 isn’t just cleaning up a syndicate. He’s on the run after refusing to kill a young girl, Victoria—a clone with the same lethal potential as him. This turns the game into a frantic, cross-country road trip through the American deep south.
Don’t play it like a silent assassin. Play it like an action movie where the hero is a mute, killing machine with a dry cleaning bill. Wear the ridiculous disguises. Use the point-shooting mechanic to gun down five guys in slow motion. Throw a hammer at a clown.
More importantly, Absolution saved the franchise. It sold 3.6 million copies. Without its commercial success (and its gorgeous Glacier 2 engine), we would never have gotten the 2016 World of Assassination trilogy—the true return to form. So, as I finish my replay countdown, do I recommend Hitman: Absolution ?