Cookie Monster -

Hello, friends. It is me, Cookie Monster. You know, blue guy. Round eyes. Slightly furry. Very passionate about baked goods.

Okay, me done being wise. Me have fresh batch coming out of oven RIGHT NOW.

Me brain say: They cool enough.

Me face is one inch from cookie. Me nose is sniffing. Me mouth is watering.

Three... two... one...

— Cookie Monster (Currently wearing powdered sugar as cologne) If you see me eating a carrot? No you didn't. That was a green cookie. Very rare.

Me brain say: EAT NOW.

You see, yesterday, me make cookies. Chocolate chip. Me favorite kind (don't tell oatmeal raisin, but oatmeal raisin is just a cookie in disguise ). When they come out of oven? Oh boy. Warm. Gooey. Chips all melty.