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Sam sighed, but he was almost smiling. “Fine. But I’m not sharing a phone. You can all get your own burner flip phones from the gas station like civilized goblins.”

“It’s a tactical hide,” Ollie said. “You wouldn’t understand.”

Finn nodded solemnly. “And we never lost a younger sibling in a dumpster. Ollie lives in the dumpster every other Thursday. Recycling day.” complete savages netflix

“They learn to occasionally do laundry without flooding the basement.”

Sam looked up. “And the kids?”

“You know,” Mark said slowly, “in the show, the dad eventually learns to embrace the chaos.”

Halfway through the second episode—where the TV dad tries to teach his sons about responsibility by making them share one single phone—Mark paused the screen. He looked at his three boys: Sam’s lanky frame folded into a beanbag, Finn’s face now a Rorschach test of orange snack residue, and Ollie sharpening a plastic spork into a “ceremonial dagger.” Sam sighed, but he was almost smiling

Sam didn’t look up from his phone. “We don’t set fires, Dad.”