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So polish your guns. Stock up on protein shakes. And for the love of liberty,

Technically, it was Broforce Forever (the 2023 update). But the fans don’t count that as a true sequel. They consider it a "liberty patch." A real sequel—let alone a threequel —implies a jump to 3D. Or destruction physics. Or co-op campaigns where you can accidentally launch your buddy into a pit of lava. broforce 3

And here is the terrifying, beautiful truth: The world isn’t ready for it. Before you ask: Where was Broforce 2? So polish your guns

But the internet has been whispering. Leaks. Rumors. Forums filled with cryptic ASCII art of explosions. But the fans don’t count that as a true sequel

Freedom forever. Bros to the end.

The jump from Broforce to Broforce 3 is skipping an entire generation. It’s like going from the Wright Brothers’ first flight straight to the F-22 Raptor. We are skipping the propeller phase entirely. Let’s put on the tinfoil hat. Anonymous "playtesters" on 4chan (credibility: -10) claim Free Lives and Devolver Digital are working on three major pillars for the third entry:

For the uninitiated: Broforce is the digital equivalent of chugging a can of energy drink while yelling the Star-Spangled Banner . It’s a side-scrolling shooter where every playable character is an 80s/90s action hero with a punny name (Rambro, The Brominator, Snake Broskin).