Being A Wife -v1.155- By Baap -

We have added a scroll bar to the mental to-do list. Previously, it was infinite. Now, you can at least see how far you have to scroll before you hit ‘buy toilet paper.’

Energy is neither created nor destroyed; it is merely transferred from the wife’s will to live into a casserole. Version 1.155 optimizes the heat-to-praise ratio. If no one says “yum,” the algorithm resets. Being A Wife -v1.155- By Baap

A wife must translate silence into syntax. When he says “I’m fine,” the compiler must flag a critical error. The wife’s job is to debug the man without him knowing he is being debugged. We have added a scroll bar to the mental to-do list