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"One more thing," Eights added, already fading at the edges. "When you talk to her? Don't order a latte. Order something with bourbon in it. Life's too short for caffeine alone."

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The screen didn't change. But the air did. It smelled suddenly of cedar and orange peel. A voice, warm as bourbon, said, "Tough day, Leo?" "One more thing," Eights added, already fading at the edges

Leo hated how accurate that was. "I talk to JIRA tickets." "One more thing