Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976 May 2026

(purring) Heeeere, kitty, kitty. Lost your way, little girl? Or found it?

There... now turn me. Hard. All the way. Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976

I'm beginning to understand why they call it a "mad" tea party. (purring) Heeeere, kitty, kitty

(breathless, laughing) Oh my! That was quite a drop. And what a peculiar place... I can hear music. Faint, naughty music. kitty. Lost your way

As she says this, the room begins to spin. The cards turn into men and women falling into each other's arms. The Queen's crown falls off. The King of Hearts (a small, bald man with a pendulous belly) starts weeping.

Not for the small-minded.

(bellowing) OFF WITH HER... NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT, ON WITH HER! STRETCH HER OUT ON THE COURT!