So… we can’t watch it?
"This is it? This is the classic we performed in college? The one where you played the professor who speaks only in riddles?"
"I remember. You forgot your dialogue and said 'Kem cho, darling?' to the principal."
(slow smile) Kem cho, darling?
Beta, you spent two hours searching for a play about idiots. You didn’t need to watch it. You lived it. (exits)
The Endless Curtain Call: In Search of the Two Idiots
Suddenly, Shyam’s elderly (70s, wise, wearing a stained kurta ) shuffles in. He looks at the laptop, then at them.
Beat. Shyam looks at Raju. Raju looks at Shyam. The laptop battery dies.